Edwin is a character from an interstitial TV show pitch I’ve been developing called ‘Guide to Etiquette’. He is an awkward and unsettling teenage boy from the early 20th century who resides in the modern world with his sinister twin sister Edith. Since his parents’ untimely deaths one year ago (due to accidental beheadings), he has lived alone with Edith in their country manor, spending time filming and hosting a homemade etiquette programme for the televisual box, which receives up to two viewers each week (give or take two).